This is one of those rare PS Vita games that I purchased digitally and was never able to sell it and make back my money or make more on what I spent, so yeah I spent actual money on this game. A whole 99 cents to be exact! Anyway, this was my first PS Vita purchase and I did so for two reasons. One I love time management games and two it was 99 cents. Anyway, I never finished this game, so keep reading to find out why.
In Men’s Room Mayhem, you use the touch screen of the PS Vita in order to lead various different men in various different bathrooms to the urinal if they have to pee, a stall if they have to poop, and then if you’re a clean freak like me to the sink to wash their hands, before leading them to the exit. Sounds simple right? Not really because if the men accidently run into each other they’ll get into a fist fight and then there’s blood all of your clean bathroom floor! You only get so many chances to get these men in and out of the bathroom. Can you do it without spilling any blood? Maybe, maybe not.
The first thing that I have to say is that this game was totally worth the 99 cents that I paid for it. I’ve spent so many hours on this game that it’s insane. I like that I can just sit back and put this game on at any time and feel like I’ve been playing it for ages when I haven’t played it in the longest time. It’s just one of those games that you can pop in and out of without a problem. So, I really like playing this game when my brain just feels…overactive. Like I have a million things to think about and my brain is like WTF is going on because this makes me concentrate on doing a specific task in a specific amount of time and a specific way. It’s really nice to be able to do. Anyway, not only is the game good for that but it’s actually fun. Yes I know it sounds a little gross and it kind of is, but it’s still super fun. So why haven’t I finished it yet? Believe me that it’s not from lack of trying because I’ve been trying to finish this game for 5 years. Yes, 5 years. So the one thing that made me never finish this game is a trophy!
As you can see from the picture above, I was able to get every single trophy for this game but one. It’s so damn annoying because I’ve been so close and the trophy should be super easy but it’s not. My last trophy is to complete all the gold objectives and I just have one more gold objective to complete! I just can’t do it though. In one playthrough I have to get 18 (I think it’s 18, the last time I played was last year during a hurricane) men to wash their hands in a row and for the life of me I just can’t do it. I’ve tried so many times on so many levels, watched other people do it and I just can’t do it.
Probability of this game getting played again…5 out of 5.
Hurricane season looks like it’s going to be an active one this year with the first named storm passing by before Hurricane season actually started, so I think I’ll be getting a lot of use out of my PS Vita. If and when I do, I’ll be playing this game because it helps me concentrate on the game instead of the howling winds outside. It’s a really good distraction game. Hopefully I’ll be able to get it, but if we’re lucky enough to not get a direct hit from a hurricane this year and I don’t get to play this game believe me I won’t be disappointed.
Now it’s your turn. Did you pick up this little gem of a game or was it too gross for you? If you picked it up, did you love it or hate it? Let me know down in the comments section below and for next week a game that I used to try and reconcile with my “friend”. She said the game was good like she always did and said she would play the multiplayer with me so I said I would get the game and I figured we could try to be friends again. Turns out she totally screwed me over and I ended up with a game that I never wanted in the first play and then never finished. So next week I’ll tell you more on why I never finished Crysis 2.